Things about me in the number of seven
First I live my life like I’m goin’ to heaven
Hopin all my wrongs will some day be forgiven
Second thing about me that you should know
I look nothing like Adrienne Barbeau
I never sang on Broadway or that Love Boat Show
My eyes are blue, hair is blonde and my dad’s name is Joe.
Third thing about me you may find unique
Arabic is the second language that I speak
Fourth thing about me is I’m married with offspring
In my house I am the queen and my husband is the king
Although neither of us wear a wedding ring
Fifth thing about me is I hate house work
Whoever invented it is some kind of jerk
Sometimes when I’m doing it I just go berserk.
Sixth thing about me is my name is Joyce
I really love to sing but I’ve got a lousy voice
I do it in my car because I have no other choice.
If it were in sports you could say that I scored
But really it’s because the pen is mightier than the sword