You may think that I write these poems to amuse you lovely readers, but the fact is I do it to amuse myself like a kid who has memorized a recitation and stands in front of whatever audience she can muster up with her hands clasped in front of her rocking ever so gently to the sound of her own voice. She loves the occasional run-on sentence and any chance to rhyme. That’s me.
But I am not alone.
I just became part of a society of such harmless souls. The fearless leader of The Bad Poet’s Society writes poems about dots and lives by the motto “Give pink a chance.” Like I said, harmless.
When I stop thinking
I am nothing
Just a dot
That loves pink
And in the morning
Snaps, momma. And don’t we all need coffee. Here is my entry:
I am in awe of your skill. You are one brilliantly bad poet. I just have one word for your magnificent poetry, my fellow society member. Wounce!
Wounce times a million.
ps. I adore that picture of you on your wedding day. You look lovely in red! And I detect a smile, a little Mona Lisa smile. 🙂
hahahah.. that last one totally got me rolling all over, laughing! Oh, and I tried the tongue twister at a snail’s speed, and failed! Yea, I am quite consistently HORRID at those things 🙂
I am falling in love with your li’l odes…
Keep writing, and keep rocking! Oh.. and don’t stop hip-hoppin’ ! 😉
got an award for you at my blog- the pink award haha!
I am dying to accept this award, I just can’t figure out what pink dress to wear! Thanks, fiveloaf.
hahahaha I can’t really stop laughing!!! you’re very talented with regards to bad poetry!
Thanks, nanno. i hope my bad standards will always make you laugh.
u r so funny.
i try. really i do. and sometimes it just comes naturally 😉
i strive for hysteria! jackpot!
Thank you for finding me so that I could find you! I just came back from your blog and can’t wait to read more!
lols…thank u…u just made my day:)
Thanks! You just made mine to with your poem “The Simple Things”
you are a skilled poet!
coming from you that is a great compliment! Thanks!
Love it, love it and Love it….nice..
I feel so loved! Thanks for reading and commenting. Off I go to read your blog . . .
I am liken you style, girl! Nicely written!
next on my list, learn to play the saxophone, or maybe the ukelele.
I believe it takes a certain amount of skill to deliberately write a bad poem.
I salute you
Then Art, I have skills. Bad poems are the bane of my existence. 😉
Fun and cute! I love this poem :3
Thanks! Your stuff is way deeper than mine, and every word is enjoyable. I like the way your mind works.
Thank you for doing all of this and making it fun. – Bill
Thanks, Rev, glad you stopped by my blog.
I loved this!!
Thanks! I wish I could follow your blog. What is your link?
Loved it! I had a huge smile by the end!
Well Pink dot, you are HUGE in my book, love the style and sense of humor, a very enjoyable read.
came by thurdsay rally,
encase you stop by my blog, I have two posts today, one is for jingles rally,